only-cat-memes:

cryptiddies:

my boomer trait is that I’m never going to download tiktok. if you send me a tiktok that I can’t watch in my internet browser, I’m not watching it

pokkin:

im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go “tee hee hee”. whats happening

fukazawashimpei:

Oita, Japan

brucespringsteendotcom:

Top ten questions to ask women: “if you lived in ancient times would you be more likely to start a religion around a perfect cube rock or a perfect sphere rock”

vvitch–please:

thinkin bout her (night city)

depsidase:

sourkitsch:

Academic paper called “Horse Plinko, Superhell, and Eeby Deeby: the ‘Hellsite’ and its Fascination with Damnation”

darksteel-relic:

awittylemon:

kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog

And he’s losing.

pwesident:

pwesident:

dont talk to me til ive fucked my coffee

[single loud slosh followed by Tom & Jerry yell]

nudityandnerdery:

weirdness-is-good:

“Yes, yes, I know how capitalism works.”